No more for you mac
How about no, kegs cost and i dont like burning money
Val: alright alright, lemme get up first…
Sil: you ever piss off a dragon before? well you’re doin it now
HCU: ASSKICK PROGRAM: ON
Val: tired yet?
Sil: *sticks ass at foe* still waitin for you to kick it!
HCU: ERROR 404 MERCY NOT FOUND
Val: ow… ow… alright… where’d you kick my spine to?
Sil: shit… spiggity…
HCU: CATASTROPHIC FAILURE IN EGO CORE
Val: wanna do anything else?
Sil: *sits on foe* yup, you do feel like pitiful shit
And I will write an opening quote, Victory Quote, and Loss Quote
*turns you into an iguana* YOU are a giant lizard, I am mythical being
DRAKE! I AM A DRAKE!
HOLY COW! One thousand years in pandora’s box gives you such a KRICK in the NECK! *detaches his head and spins it around* WHOOOAAAH! YEAH! *puts his head back on* anyways, HI GUYS I LIVE AGAIN!
it took me a second and then
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