No more for you mac

How about no, kegs cost and i dont like burning money

long-lost-banner:

vexhoor:

All random shit welcome

Battle start:
Val: alright alright, lemme get up first…
Sil: you ever piss off a dragon before? well you’re doin it now
HCU: ASSKICK PROGRAM: ON

Taunt:
Val: tired yet?
Sil: *sticks ass at foe* still waitin for you to kick it!
HCU: ERROR 404 MERCY NOT FOUND

Loss:
Val: ow… ow… alright… where’d you kick my spine to?
Sil: shit… spiggity…
HCU: CATASTROPHIC FAILURE IN EGO CORE

Win:
Val: wanna do anything else?
Sil: *sits on foe* yup, you do feel like pitiful shit
HCU: 100101001001011001101010010001010010

midnightsymphonia:

And I will write an opening quote, Victory Quote, and Loss Quote

*turns you into an iguana* YOU are a giant lizard, I am mythical being

DRAKE! I AM A DRAKE!

HOLY COW! One thousand years in pandora’s box gives you such a KRICK in the NECK! *detaches his head and spins it around* WHOOOAAAH! YEAH! *puts his head back on* anyways, HI GUYS I LIVE AGAIN!

thedashiverse:

death-by-lulz:

rachelicot:

it took me a second and then

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the bastard…..

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